hypocrater

one(s) who are hypocritical in a way that they hate on you and other people, but then turn around and call you a hater

elondon: why are you always hatin'
Cazzyb: what are you talking about name one person i am hating on
elondon:blah blah blah facebook blah blah blah photo albums
-----next day-----
elondon(via text) to dirrty d.- blah blah blah did you here about fodizzle and blah blah blah... hatin'

Elondon is a prime example of a hypocrater

by Cazzyb February 24, 2010

Hippycrite

Some who is an advocate of anti climate change yet has a carbon footprint the size of Paris Hilton's.

ie

To be sat in a coffee room in a university sporting a sticker on your thermos declaring ones support for reducing climate change whilst discussing the merits of having jetted off to Portugal and the Americas for the summer.

"see that girl with the sticker on her mug?... she's such a hippycrite."

by DrGibbo October 6, 2009

Hippocat

A woman of large stature or weight, who is either skanky, slutty, a bitch, or a combination of the three terms. (Hippo is to describe the fat, and cat or "pussy" to describe her skankyness.)

Guy 1:That chick's a total Hippocat dude.
Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: She's fat and is a total bitch, man.
Guy 2: Makes sense.

by Ramalus Riverdance March 1, 2010

hippocritapotamus

A famous person or large corporation so obviously deceitful in what they say that no-one believes a word they say. They are oblivious to the fact that everybody else sees them differently to how they see themselves

1. Hippocritapotamus: a large oil (or mining) corporation trying to convince the public that they are 'going green' by greenwashing their public image, but not actually cleaning up their act one tiny bit.

by Zapx October 17, 2008

Hippocrit

A hypocritical bitch with a fat ass and needs to pipe down.

Yo that Annie from Luv island is a Hippocrit fam. Wanting to shag Omar over Jordain, then having a go at Jordain for liking Indya. Allow it fam.

by Tj567 October 10, 2019

Hippocratic

Noun (medical terminology)
Automated hip replacement machine.

Nurse! Put Mr jenkins in the hippocratic and leave him overnight. He'll be dancing like a monkey by morning.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

hypocrate

One of many human personalities, regardless of what politicians or activists say about each other.

"I'm a hypocrate a lot of times, though I hate to admit it."
-me

by Dave January 15, 2004