A lemon herring is a girl you believe to be a lesbian due to weight or shortness of hair. They turn out to be either straight or with no sexual interest at all.
Other excellent indicators are sporting endeavours and lack of interest in consensual sex with yourself. They lack conversation with the opposite sex and often like KD Lang, Texas and vegetarian dishes
Other excellent indicators are sporting endeavours and lack of interest in consensual sex with yourself. They lack conversation with the opposite sex and often like KD Lang, Texas and vegetarian dishes
Jesus! That girl is hot. Even with short hair! But when I asked if she'd ride my pork sword she declined said offer! Must be a lemon herring.
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When someone brings up an old problem in a friendship or relationship to distract from the issue at hand. Similar to a "Red Herring", except that it is an old issue. This usually leads to an escalation in the argument.
husband: Why did you let that guy give you his phone number? You should have just said "I'm married".
wife: oh come on! you flirted with my friend Jane at that Belle and Sebastian concert.
husband: that was 5 years ago and I already said sorry for that like a thousand times! You always dig up dead herrings whenever I call you on your bullshit!!!
wife: oh come on! you flirted with my friend Jane at that Belle and Sebastian concert.
husband: that was 5 years ago and I already said sorry for that like a thousand times! You always dig up dead herrings whenever I call you on your bullshit!!!
by leighmon July 12, 2013
Get the Dead Herring mug.1 The Gait of a person who has an itchy anus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.
"ayup have you seen how our Sara's walking? She looks like shes got a herring bone stuck in her ringpiece"
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Get the herring mug.Herrings put into a tub with salt or brine, later spitted on sharp wooden spits, and hung up in a chimney to be smoked and dried. Such preserved fish would keep for months (and indeed they were transported in barrels to provide protein on long sea voyages) but were inedible in this state and needed to be soaked to soften them and remove the salt before they could be cooked.
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One key characteristic of red herrings, apart from their colour, was their strong smell, so much so that one use for them on occasion was to train hounds to follow a scent.
a deliberately misleading object
Do I smell a rat?
One key characteristic of red herrings, apart from their colour, was their strong smell, so much so that one use for them on occasion was to train hounds to follow a scent.
a deliberately misleading object
by Andreas Wb May 10, 2005
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Very similiar to Herding Cats, only slower and more much more frustrating.
Very similiar to Herding Cats, only slower and more much more frustrating.
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