Herpes

A good bye STD gift that is giving to you from an ex.

Charles: I'm moving on Ann, because this relationship is not working for me.

Ann: On baby make love to me one more time before you go.

Charles: ....that was a good fuck Ann, thank you and Good bye!

Ann: oh by the way, I gave you a good bye gift it's called herpes !!!

by Dominions November 8, 2012

Herpes

A sexually transferred disease.

That guy has herpes.

by Jimbodium September 28, 2009

herpe

a single herpes virus. If you are infected with a single herpes virus, that means you don't have herpes. You just have a herpe.

Shut up! I don't have herpes, I just have a herpe.

by G'z Nutz September 11, 2004

The Herp

Another term for herpes, most likely contracted through sex with many partners or one partner with many partners, or even possibly a toilet seat.

I wouldn't hit that, she's got The Herp.

by FlippinJC January 23, 2009

HERPES

A headset microphone. Specifically, any in-the-ear or ear-bud style communication device.

"Everyone make sure your HERPES is on."

by ThePsychoSmurf September 22, 2020

herp

Short slang for a herpies infected individual.

Dude, does she have herp?

by Olive October 8, 2003

Herpes

Red crusty bumps that one has on one's face or genitals. Very repulsive to the opposite sex and is a life ban against sexual relations in most cases unless you find another herpetic partner to engage with.

A social disease that can be embarrassing- especially if you're walking around with it on your face.

Being obese and having herpes, Vitale found it very hard to get a date.

by nolse January 27, 2009