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Yeah, a pejorative possessive term to indicate than a man belonged to a woman through the shackles of the matriarchal institution of marriage, whereby, even though a man was not intimately tied to the reproductive cycle he was forced to provide for the family materially while also being distanced from it emotionally and spatially by working outside the home.
Margaret: have you seen Catherine's Herman? He's quite the breadwinner, and keeps his distance from the children, quite the ideal money source.
Noel: Yes, I only wish my Herman would stay out of the kitchen. He fancies himself a chef, but honestly, who ever heard of a man who could do anything other than work?
Both: *smug laughter*
Herman by bi613en May 21, 2023
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A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.
Hey Herman how are you?”
Herman by Iloveoatmeal July 26, 2023
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Generally for the female sex. A "front wedgie." Not to be confused with the well known term, "camel toe." A Herman is not a visual thing, it's a feeling.
I hate these pants, I've had a Herman all day. Or...Ashley, block me so I can pick my Herman.
Herman by Nicky55 February 19, 2024
Noun: an unusually long but rather thick and slightly muscular neck, resembling that of a turtle
Look at the Herman on that fucking kid!”
Herman by Lil RT April 1, 2025
a guy who likes to be pegged bruatally by 70 year old sofia swedish teacher
he is such a freak like herman
herman by xnorpanx April 1, 2026
A woman who was a her and. Turned into a man. A her-man
Wow! Samantha went from Samantha to Sam. Shes a herman
Herman by Slugnova September 22, 2025

Herman Cain Award 

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.
Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."
Herman Cain Award by Y2k September 2, 2021