headless math

The inability to quickly or accurately solve algebraic expressions using exclusively mental fortitude.

... and then the teacher says, 'take the square of 15, multiply that by 12.5, add 35 and then perform express the result as a factorial'.
I just told 'dat bitch ' you gotta give me some 'headless math' some paper and at least 1 pencil...

by YAWA January 25, 2020

herder

A person who shames people in an attempt to get them to conform to the behavior of a group. Typically used by socialist/collectivists to browbeat others to conform to their group thought.

That liberal is such a herder. I was at my friend's party and this herder was in my face.

by Bombay55 August 25, 2009

herleen

Herleen is sweet and loving who can get a little naughty at times but it can be very exciting. GREAT KISSERS and super smart. They're athletic and can make you laugh until you can't breathe anymore.

Pretty much a dream girl and girlfriend material.

"Damn, look at Herleen today."
"Yeah, I heard she can kiss like an angel."

by AyyyyyeitsAlexia February 2, 2017

Headless gingerbread man

gingerbread men always end up headless because you are supposed to always eat the head first if you don't you have no meaning in this world so basically you're a worthless peice of trash

The headless gingerbread man tried to run away but I wouldn't let him!

by Your twin made this 😂😏 December 24, 2014

heedless

A person who doesn´t care or pay attention.

Carefree, thoughtless, unmindful.

Those girsl are totally heedless.

by Hellcats April 4, 2017

Heddle

A rare kind of sexy beast found in downtown Bogota. One glimpse is all it takes.

Wife: "omg did you see that super hot guy? He must've been a Heddle."
Husband: "yeah and now i'm reconsidering my sexuality."

by sotgbatwacail April 22, 2022

fart hurdle

The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.

Example 1:

Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."

Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."

by doublepepperoni November 21, 2013