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psychic herding

A phenomena that happens when many people show up at the same time.
Most of the grocery store lanes were open until suddenly they were overwhelmed by the strange psychic herding of people.
by ataraxis July 5, 2009
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herd of lums

A bunch of lazy motherfuckers sitting around bumping dickheads!
There's a herd of lums in that shop
by Tim the Teamster May 19, 2018
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turd herd

n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.
Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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Herd Mentality

A sales, marketing, and business term describing why customers buy products or services because their friends, colleagues, neighbors, and family bought those same products and services previously. Also applies to a buyer's selection of a supplier or sales person to provide products and services to them.
Five years ago, our home had the only swimming pool on Apple Street. Now, thanks to herd mentality, over half the homes on Apple Street have a swimming pool.
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ju-herd

its how urban people in new york city say you know.. oficially a drezo word
im about to go to the mall and bag some shorties ju-herd
by drezo September 27, 2010
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herd unity

The collective resolve of COVID 19 through the use of positive thought and intellectual collaboration.
Herd unity throughout the world will eradicate COVID 19.
by Cece Jones April 28, 2020
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vacuum herding

Using a vacuum to herd people in a certain direction-- mostly at retail work places when you want to close but there are stragglers still trying to shop halfheartedly just to piss you off. (That's what it seems, like, anyway.)

Turn on that vacuum and vacuum in such a way that in order to avoid the loud noise, the customers move closer to the exits.

(Not a technique to be used when the boss is around.)
Jimmy: Ugh, it's closing time but these guys won't leave.

Billy: Don't worry, I'm the master at vacuum herding. They'll be out of here when they hear the oh-so-scary vacuum heading for them. *smirk*
by fuxnix September 16, 2010
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