by Henchㅤ December 15, 2020

by Jamie Fellows December 10, 2008

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by Aleus247 May 26, 2009

Hench defines a person or object so ungodly large in stature that there is no way you will fuck with it/them .
Steve: "oi that prick over there is tryna steal my bird should fuck him up mate?'
John:"nah that blokes fuckin Hench mate he'd destroy you!"
John:"nah that blokes fuckin Hench mate he'd destroy you!"
by EpicFortniteGamer42069 April 24, 2019

Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.
"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
by nygeek August 30, 2012

by shizzzzzzzzle March 21, 2007
