heembe

A state of being, highly under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, last night i got super heembe.

by heembe master February 6, 2010

Hebert

Hebert is a pretty swole guy even though his muscles look like tumors. He can be stubborn as hell but everyone still loves him. Almost all the Heberts in the world scare little kids, but they're still friendly

Look at the tumors on Hebert's biceps.

by xxx_Cactus_Eater24_xxx May 6, 2018

mitch hedberg

hillarious man who sees the world through rose colored glasses... literally!

yno, on a stoplight, yellow means yield, and green means go? well, on a banana, its just the opposite. green means hold on, yellow means go ahead...... and red means where the fuck you get that banana AT?

by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005

heebee jeebies

something or someone that gives you the creeps, or gives you a eerie feeling.

Mr Murphy, the deputy of H.H.H.S, gives me the heebee jeebies!

Jeez, Douglas! You give me the heebie jeebies!

by deezaMEOW May 9, 2008

Hebedehep

Refers to anything you want it to. Such as a greeting, an object, and/or situation.

"Hebedehep" said John as he passed by two girls.
Chris put on his hebedeheps and went to school.
2+7=Hebedehep

by Brandon and the Hebedeheps August 1, 2008

El Heffe Hamberger

A manufacturing engineer of German, or Hebrew desent.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.

Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Hebegeebees

Jitters, creeps, willies.

Because I am afraid of heights, that bridge over the Grand Canyon, gave me the Hebegeebees.

by erich13 March 24, 2007