The Helen Keller

A sexual manuever. You straddle your girl friend while she is giving you a blow job, when you are about to cum you stick your entire ball sac in her mouth, shoot your load in her eyes and then stick your fingers in her ears temporarily leaving her deaf, dumb and blind...hence The Helen Keller.

I was hanging out with my girl friend last night and gave her the "The Helen Keller" she was not pleased Dude...I've got to go get her some eyes drops, she says they're still burning...

by Benny Blazed April 4, 2009

Helen Kellered

intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears

Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!

by Greg Giraldo October 15, 2010

Helen Keller

A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.

I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.

by Vaginal Secret October 3, 2009

Helen Keller

verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf

John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch

by a L A R G E H O M O N I B B A March 19, 2019

Helen Keller

Some fake bitch that pretended to be blind and deaf so she could make the x-ray machine and feel cool. wtf.






whatahoe

helen keller is a hoe

by chelleandkii October 18, 2008

Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

helen keller

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

by pdizz November 25, 2007