Off The Henny

A state in which all of your decisions are influenced by drinking too much Hennessy.

Friend: Do you remember what you did last night?
Me: I don't remember, i was off the henny

by PNDH June 5, 2017

Henny Youngman problem

A problem that is best solved by avoiding the problematic situation. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that."

I inflated my mountain bike tires to 110 psi, and they exploded right off the rims.

So don't do that. That's a Henny Youngman problem.

by dumbled0re September 25, 2008

Heinous Nap

A nap, taken by accident or deliberately, that lasts 1.5hours or more (usually longer than intended). When waking from a heinous nap, one generally feels groggy, unrefreshed and worse than they did before taking said heinous nap. A heinous nap usually will usually ruin a sleep schedule for several days.

“Mate, I’ve just had a heinous nap from 6pm to 10pm. I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight!”

by NuggetMan69 January 28, 2021

Heinous Razzler

This is a particular ball bowled in the game of cricket that is simply unplayable. When bowled this ball will travel at such high velocities the wicket sets on fire due to the heat created from friction. Typically the nip back off the seam is so severe an inside edge onto the stumps is guaranteed. Only a few players can produce such a delivery and thus the term is rarely used. However you will know if you have received a heinous razzler.

George bowled a heinous razzler today that was so quick it broke my stumps.

by Rookmandingo May 25, 2021

Heineken beer

A saying used when you drink a couple Heineken before the basketball game. Heineken Gives you lots of energy and is related to Manute Bol’s prime days in the nba.
“A fresh pre game drink”

“Heineken Beer! Get up there young fella”

by YoungFella December 12, 2021

heinosity

A noun form of the word heinous. It is used to indicate that a person, place, or thing is so awful, so ghastly, so annoying that it becomes a sort of monstrosity in its own right. It differs from the word heinousness in that one can apply it to situations not normally deserving of the word without trivializing the word heinous.

Oh! The heinosity! I can't believe that you left a turd that huge sitting in the toilet unflushed!

by Shrewish Kate June 30, 2006

heinous bush pig

A girl so big and nasty that there's no other term to describe her. Generally over 5'9", over 200 pounds and lacking in hygeine.

Dude, look at that heinous bush pig! I haven't seen one so rough since last week when you caught the clap!

by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006