Manny Heffley

the worst person ever

meme-
Person 1: Yo that fucker Manny Heffley says "im only 3".
person 2: what a Twat.

by cheerful ox January 5, 2022

Mrs. Heffner

Another word for a Bitch, and not the female dog meaning. A bloody awful teacher, who has no feelings whatsoever, and actually has sucked the devils bright red dick on numerous occasions.

Dude i got a bloody nose in english, and my teacher wouldn't even let me use tissues on the desk, claiming they were hers. I had to punish my nose with paper towels

Lemme guess, mrs. heffner?


yeahhhhh that bitch

by gah nms sucks April 1, 2009

Heffalump

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

by Sam May 30, 2004

Hugh Hefner

the founding publisher of Playboy and booster of the sexual revolution

The smartest thing Hugh Hefner did was establishing his image as an urbane sophisticate who got all the chics. Imagine how much less successful he would have been if he instead depicted himself as a solitary masturbator.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

hefner

a male version of a cougar. as in playboy founder, hugh hefner.

person 1 : omg. my 60 year old father is dating a 20 year old.
person 2 : does that makes them a pedophile or a cougar?
person 1 : neither. it makes him a hefner.
person 2 : LOLOL.

by hellyesimcool July 30, 2009

greg heffley

the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls

'look theres greg heffley hes so stupid look at his tiny muscles what a noncey gardener'

by ailisisntaranga June 25, 2020

Hefel

- A spherical object with the ability to store more alcohol than one would normally think by just looking at it.
- Is also an avid greens keeper with the world's most superior of "white guy" dancing abilities.
- Does not mind and in fact enjoys being the butt of a joke or being laughed at as a result of unusual and strange actions.
- It's mating call is a very loud screech of "Ahhhh skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."

"That (dance) move was so Hefel."
"He drinks like a Hefel."
"Wow that was stupid. You're acting like a Hefel."

by Iowa Nelly April 15, 2008