Bob Marley in a headlock

A woman with very hairy armpits, therefore looking like she has bob marley in a headlock

"Wow dude, look at the birds hairy armpits"

"HAHA, it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock"

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Don King in a headlock

A massive pubic thatch comparible to that of famous boxing promoter Don King

I whipped down her kegs and her muff looked like Don King in a headlock

by Wilkiniho October 23, 2009

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when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.

Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.

by TreeRatRecords December 03, 2009

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When a male gets naked & immediately puts you in a full Nelson

Shut up lil bro before I put you in the Russian headlock

by KINGVONFRMDAO August 15, 2022

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I didnt think that turd would ever come out. It was like I had a Rottweiler in a headlock

by Tex in affect February 03, 2024

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A headlock where a taller person utilises their height to press another person’s head into their chest, often used as a demeaning joke

“Did you just see that? he’s short enough to get put into a nordic headlock”

by Eclipsiful August 14, 2023

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Person 1: I’m listening to headlock! what did you say??
Person 2: I let you get back to it!

by Marble!<3 January 12, 2025

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