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gorilla in the headlock

Girl, you need to take care of that gorilla in the headlock!
by Zoo animales May 1, 2018
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greek headlock

in wrestling match vs. an opponent you put your hand down the back of their pants and put your thumb in their butt-whole and your ring and middle finger in their vagina and pick them up like a six-pack
So my roommate was drunk and kept trying to wrastle me so I put her in a Greek head lock and took her to her room

Cheney was infuriated by G-dubs foreign policy so he put him in a Greek headlock.
by danimal799 July 11, 2010
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canadian headlock

When someone tries to guilt trip you and you reverse it and put the guilt on them so that they can't pressure you
John tried to give me a guilt trip for not going to the bar with him, so i mentioned how he dropped my party last week, i put him in a canadian headlock
by Haaksan May 3, 2016
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bean and cheese headlock

when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.
Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.
by TreeRatRecords December 3, 2009
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hallmark headlock

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!
by Steven October 25, 2004
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houdini headlock

The Houdini headlock is when your balls deep into a chick and at the last second before u bust a nut you choke her in a headlock and put your dick in her nose and cut all over yelling "HOUDINI" afterwords the cum comes spilling out of the mouth
by Slapurmum_m8 March 23, 2016
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Russian headlock

When a male gets naked & immediately puts you in a full Nelson
Shut up lil bro before I put you in the Russian headlock
by KINGVONFRMDAO August 15, 2022
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