Hardware.No

The most Über Hardware site in Norway.
It's forum has over 60 000 users nd almost 10 000 are actually using the forum.

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by Jesus of Suburbia April 1, 2005

ace hardware

A tool so great, thus needing to be promoted to the next level of toolness.

Chris is an Ace Hardware.

by snipe7281 December 17, 2008

Hardware Store

An even larger douche that Tool, Toolbox, and Toolshed.

Dude, I saw this guy pretending to give a homeless guy a stack of hundreds, but then he fucking dabbed on him and walked away, what a fucking Hardware Store.

by Arandomboi June 14, 2018

Ace Hardware

A huge tool/toolshed that is so big it needs to be a hardware instead of a toolshed.

You are toolshed, no ur such a tool shed that you are an ace hardware.

by bigbigbig December 17, 2008

Hardware

a slang term referring to all metal/stones/plastics/etc worn by a person or person(s). Essentially, a plural term for "jewelry" to encompass all the different types of jewelry one may wear.

jewelry ice diamonds silver gold stones

Sentence 1: *See's punk rocker, wearing metal choker, onyx rings, plastic arm band.

"Dude, love the look! and your hardware is dope!"

Sentence 2: *Sees woman in dress with metal piercings in ear, and rubber wrist bands

Hey, loving your dress and your hardware.

by RoyalxDeath July 22, 2019

hardware sex

While shoving your penis into a woman’s vagina you select multiple hardware tools to shove up her anus while he bleeds all over the bed onto the tools.

“What is your favourite sex”

“Hardware sex!”

by French Roadman May 17, 2021

Hardware Ban

Bans an Entire Device from Having Access Usually by Blocking the Specific Components such as the MAC Address, CPU ID, Hard Drive Serial Number, etc.

Hardware Bans are Used to Target Specific People who are Constantly Breaking Rules and Evading Account Bans, Rather than just Banning the Entire IP Address.

"Why is Dennis Not Getting On?" -Person 1

"Didnt You Hear? Activision Hardware Banned his Dumbass. XD" -Person 2

"Damn. Well R.I.P." -Person 1

by LexionPlayz July 25, 2024