rock hard balls

when your testicles harden to an extent

" My balls have been rock hard for weeks! "

" let me soften them ;) "
" you might have rock hard balls! "

" Thanks mate :) "

by slaygirlie June 1, 2023

Hardbass

Hardbass is a subgenre of electronic music which originated from Russia during the late 1990s, drawing inspiration from UK hardcore, UK hard house, bouncy techno, and hardstyle. Hardbass is characterized by its fast tempo (usually 150–175 BPM), donks, distinctive basslines (commonly known as "hard bounce"), distorted sounds, heavy kicks, and occasional rapping.

Let's listen to some Hardbass

by Interius July 16, 2021

hairyballs

the balls that are under your dick and hairy and have a good strong smell

those hairyballs were super hairy

by theshiimanboi February 8, 2022

handball

(Gay) Another term for fisting

He's into some heavy duty shit, like scat and handball.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Hard Balls

To have Hard Balls , these can be hard as a rock or just harder than usual, usually when in the cold.

It can also refer to someone who does not feel the pain of being hit in the balls, they may have no feeling , or can just tough it out.

Jack - "God I went to the pool and came out with hard balls"

Blake - " I know what You Mean"

Or

Jack - "Jeez, that guy didn't even flinch"

Blake - " Must have Hard Balls"

by Le onion November 16, 2015

Sometimes-handball

Disrespectful retort, uttered towards Soccer fans. (Must only be used after Soccer fans refuse to call their sport Soccer)

This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...

Dude 1: Dude, you're confusing me. Stop calling that sport football. It's soccer.

Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!

Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...

Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.

by huls March 29, 2009

Deep Fried Hairballs

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.

Man these Deep fried hairballs taste awesome

by Thesauceboss89 August 24, 2011