Happy Girthday

The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).

Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!

Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?

Todd: You know it man!

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

Happy 9/11

When you wish someone a happy September 11th

Person #1: "Happy 9/11"
Person #2: "Thanks man!"

by ihavasmallpp September 13, 2019

Happygasm

When you are so happy you have an orgasm.

Happy person: "My mum told me she would get me GTA V and I had a happygasm."

by ThatCheesyTroll October 14, 2013

Happy screams

Something you hear when Billy Hargrove is alone with a girl

El: “Hey Max what are happy screams?”
Max: “You don’t want to know”

by __kwo June 19, 2022

Happy Corner

A form of ritual corporal punishment enacted usually in Hong Kong among male university students. 3 to 4 "executioners" carry their victim by their arms and legs; then split the victim's legs; and swing them so their groin area is subjected to bumping against a pole or corner (not violently). This is not meant to hurt the victim, but can be used maliciously by friends or enemies alike. It may take more than 5 minutes occasionally, until the executioners are satisfied. Sometimes it is called "to Bring Joy" and can be used for a victim's birthday, with "Happy Birthday" being sung to the individual while it being inflicted upon them.

Additional ways to express it may be to double the action with an "X Con", with two victims groins replacing the pole; or instead of swinging the into the pole, to do a "Rotational Con" which is to rotate the individual around the pole.

While some may be flattered or honoured for this to happen, many others find it humiliating or a form of sexual harassment.

The guys really Happy Corner'd Ernest for his birthday! What an honour!

by srslynotafob March 19, 2010

happy virus

It's the one person who just makes you smile no matter what. He smiles and jokes a lot. We all love him.

Park Chanyeol is happy virus.

by felicitypond August 20, 2016

happy rag

A piece of clothing or material ie. sock, towel that is used to ejaculate into.

All the guys stole renee's school shirt and used it as a happy rag.

by Matt[O] July 15, 2005