Hank

by Hankdatank2006 February 28, 2019
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Hank

A slang term for Captain Morgan, whose full name was Henry Morgan, Hank is sometimes a nickname for Henry, best used when you are trying to be discrete about what you are drinking.
Without Slang:

" Hey man i got some Captain Morgan, you wanna drink tonight?"

"Dude what the fuck, my parents are in the other room!"

With Slang:

"Man I got me some Hank tonight so its gonna be hella fun"

"Boy, for real tonights gonna be jumping, I'm a be Hankin' all night"
by BSaari June 22, 2009
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Just a more obnoxious way to say "han." If you say it frequently or really at all you're probably some white cocky douchebag. It's meant to be said when you're 1.) excited or 2.) in place of saying "that's cool dude."
1.) Friend-"Yo Mike theres so many hot girls at the party tonight!"
Mike- "HANK."
2.) Dude #1"Yo dude I just got tickets to a lil b concert!"
Dude #2 "Hank."
by Ronnie Icy Chain January 06, 2014
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If you are hank then you feel well beyond hungry. Have you ever felt like being hungry just doesn’t sound extreme enough, like there should be another state that separates fakers from those in serious need of emergency nutrition? If you were hungry an hour ago you better get a sandwich because you are now ... HANK.
(UK)
subway employee "no cutting in line, sir"
you "no you dont understand its urgent"
subway employee "get to the back! we have hungry people here"
you "You dont understand, i'm HANK"
subway employee "go right ahead sir"
by ahizit March 14, 2006
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Dude, that shirt is so hanks!
by tb123 March 11, 2009
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Hank

The Best damm country musician in history
When I get home I,m gonnan get drunk and play some hank.
by p July 07, 2003
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A guy that sleeps on the couch so often that he considers it his own room.
Did he stay here last night? Yeah, he even told the new roommate that he needed to clean the kitchen. He's such a HANK.
by SPOLLETT March 28, 2010
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