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three hander

a firm, but really long shit, as if one could grasp it hand over hand measuring the length of three stacked fists
Oh boy, I just gave birth to a three hander today! All that fiber cereal I ate this week is really packing ‘em large. I damn near jammed the bowl when it broke in half on the flush!
by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019
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Full-hander

Less offensive slang for a retard, such as one who pets cats with their full hand, usually aggressively.
"Zach stuck his finger in the garbage disposal, what a full-hander!"
by PlutoDubs December 4, 2020
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One hander

When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.
I was driving on I-20 and I saw a one hander.
by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021
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Reich-hander

Derogatory-informal a right-handed person
Vladimir Putin is evil you might even say he is Reich-hander
by Mackenzie345 February 28, 2023
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One hander

Refers to a book of the romance genre that woman read with one hand, to leave the other hand free for self-pleasing as they enjoy their reading.
Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?
by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025
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Boston two hander

When a woman jerks off two guys at the same time under a table.
Patty sat between Mickey and Finn at the table and gave them the ol' Boston Two Hander.
by Dvalamardace March 5, 2022
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Fuck No Hander

Similar to the bmx trick, the Tuck No Hander, where you put your arms up in the air while performing sex in a position of your choice.
Holy shit I walked in Todd’s room when he was with his girl and he was performing a Fuck No Hander.
by AccomplishedFly4368 January 7, 2025
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