a firm, but really long shit, as if one could grasp it hand over hand measuring the length of three stacked fists
Oh boy, I just gave birth to a three hander today! All that fiber cereal I ate this week is really packing ‘em large. I damn near jammed the bowl when it broke in half on the flush!
by The Warden of Idioms September 14, 2019
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by PlutoDubs December 4, 2020
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When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.
by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021
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by Mackenzie345 February 28, 2023
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Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?
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Get the Boston two hander mug.Similar to the bmx trick, the Tuck No Hander, where you put your arms up in the air while performing sex in a position of your choice.
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