Albert Hammond jr.

Guitarist for The Strokes, also has the best fashion sense and afro of any man alive. During guitar solos he practically has an orgasm. It makes for a nice show.

I want to do Albert Hammond Jr.

by eltonjohn May 30, 2006

south Hammond, Indiana

The nicest, whitest, part of Hammond, Indiana.

Ya'll betta recognize! I'm from south Hammond, Indiana BITCH!

by southhammond219 April 22, 2011

The Hammond Private School

Tha Hammond School is one of the great wonders of the world most visited by the autism induced kids (the students). The food is crusty and the bread and butter pudding is as bad as my lost uncle’s wrinkly toe.

New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh

by ThatGuyYouKnow123456789 March 9, 2020

Hammond

deeply derogatory term for a sexual predator, especially a pedophile or rapist. Used to label someone as the lowest form of human being, beyond redemption, and deserving of universal contempt. Comparable to “nonce” in UK slang or “chomo” in US prison slang.

Look at that Hammond, what a horrible human

by Allen shone August 8, 2025

Lewis Hammond

Crongopipopibongus

Lewis Hammond! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Crunky Mclunkey October 12, 2020

Hammond, Ontario

A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.

Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.

by Sgt BlackCat January 19, 2016

The Hammond

The Hammond is a mental asylum for children who don’t know that they are mentally insane. Double ballet is the death of us all
RIP 😭🙏💀
The food at the weekend is iconic as it isn’t even edible, you might as well shove a rock in your mouth.

The Hammond student: hdbdbdnbebwjfjnsbamakeowjvdn

Slag from state school: oh ma god you dityy little scut

Hammond student: hahnejsbdnakbfbw an I oop skksksks

by Wrong answers only February 12, 2020