Want to go hammocking?
by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017
Get the Hammocking mug.Two men start by standing on each side of a woman. The woman sits up on their erections putting two in each hole. The men slowly rock back and fourth mimicking a hammock.
Did you see the video of the four dudes that put that chick in a man hammock?
She sat up on all of the guys dicks and created a man hammock!
She sat up on all of the guys dicks and created a man hammock!
by ifreezer November 7, 2010
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A street legal 'monster truck' that never actually sees work or dirt. Inspires the question 'how did he climb into that?'. Virtually always driven by a male (the 'douche'), driver rarely seen with a collar or without head gear of some sort (ball cap or cowboy hat preferred). Extra credit for diesels, especially with the 'stacks' coming up through the bed behind the cab in an attempt to replicate the look of an 18-wheeler, ironically rendering the vehicle even more useless.
"I can't see anything in front of me because this douche hammock is blocking both lanes." (coughing on diesel smoke)
by talltimo October 25, 2011
Get the douche hammock mug.When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.
Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
Get the Pork Hammock mug.A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010
Get the hammock status mug.A holster for a bulls testicular sack during castration. The sack catches the testicles upon removal allowing for clean and safe transport of said testicles.
Farmer: Thank God for this sack hammock or I'd be picking up these nuts off the ground with my hand.
by boneless canary May 25, 2009
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