december hamlet

a tall brown skin big booty girl who usually doesn't like to be the topic of discussion. she has many friends but never lets anyone get too close. her nonchalant ways attract many boys and she can be very indecisive. she is funny and outgoing but also very shy. her best friend is usually the opposite of her but their differences are what keep them around each other!

dang girl! your name must be December Hamlet

have y'all seen the new girl? she's such a December Hamlet

by Kuwalabear97 January 22, 2014

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Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013

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Hamlet

Ham wallet or vagina

"Aaron ate out my hamlet"

by SenpaiCanadiaWhisperra April 13, 2016

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Hamlet

Used to describe a ham omelet that is so good it takes you back to the Elizabethan Era.

“My dawg, I made you a hamlet this morning!”
“Oh shoot, it’s not poisoned or gonna make me lose my sanity right?”
“Haha, nah. It’s just got some straight up deloish ham in it.”
“Ah tight, thanks dawg!”

by Tru Son of Cronus July 3, 2019

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grace hamlet

Basic white girl. Loves Jesus but also loves sexy time. Durf queen. Will probably play you. Thinks the sun and moon are the same thing. Sugar boobs. Has a hickey somewhere on her body at all times. Looking for a husband but can’t stop hoeing around. Gets offended when someone talks about her tits but she loves to show them off.

Damn Grace Hamlet has some tits

by chaws69tiller69 July 11, 2019

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