halfords

Halford is a department store that sell crap, with absolutely shit customer service as people in there are on a crap wage. Things will change soon when Halfrauds get their ass brought out by Autobacs, well they own 10% of it so far!

Jo Public: Do you have a petrol car for my Corsa

Halfords staff whilst daydreaming: No we haven't

Jo Public: Can I get the manager

Halfords staff whilst still daydreaming: He is still asleep

Jo: Just sums halfords up, fukin jobsworth.

by Nathan Legge November 13, 2006

Halophile

Someone who stalks you and tries to kidnap you on Halo or online.

Omg my friend just talked to a Halophile.
Yep I got ubducted by a Halophile.

by Kgw100 November 19, 2009

Halophobia

A fear of playing Halo: Reach, or any other game in the series after a lot of consecutive loses.
Origin: Unknown
Founded By: Fatmouth7

I was playing Reach on Live last night and I lost. Now I have Halophobia.

by fatmouth7 October 23, 2010

Halford

A person who is flamboyantly gay.

That dude over there in the leather vest and ass chaps is a total Halford.

by Jess September 18, 2003

halfpenny

This is an acronym for an old phrase used by prostitutes - have a lovely fuck penny

Much more was available for a very small sum of money in the late 17th century, through the 18th century and into the early 19th century. Halfpenny was a phrase used by many women who accosted men including the Regency Bucks of the 19th century in the street. The men knew the women actually required a penny for their services when they heard the expression halfpenny

by Stias December 28, 2005

Hallopeen

A holiday that takes place in the month of October that entails dressing up as penises and going trick-or-treating.

Also known as "Halloween".

Matt: "Hey bro, what are you dressing as for Hallopeen?"
Bob: "A penis, of course. I plan on truly celebrating Hallopeen with spirit this year."

by Cuddlybutdeadly October 12, 2010

Halfpipe

What you're left with when Tony Hawk throws his skateboard at the back of your girlfriend's head while she's giving you a bj.

Not cool bro. Not only did she give me a halfpipe but my jean shorts are ruined.

by Max Kenwal May 26, 2012