Gutter Mustard

When someone is so drunk they walk out of the bar and puke in the gutter or on the curb. The vomit is normally a yellow hue from all the beer they have consumed; like mustard.

Oh look there goes Jim he is making Gutter Mustard again

by Hearevil October 1, 2010

Gutter AIDS

The worst kind of AIDS. Often acquired from banging gutter sluts, and or dirty dwellings.

Dude 1: “If you don’t clean this kitchen we’re all going to get Gutter AIDS!”
Dude2: “Gutter AIDS aren’t real!”
Dude 1: “You bang that high school gutter slut you brought over here, then tell me it’s not real!”

by oncrack87 May 9, 2011

Gutter Mallet

Gutter: Repulsive, Nasty and Embarrassing
Mallet: Destroys, Demolishes and Crushes

Bitty brought out the Gutter Mallet

by Bittyrock August 20, 2012

Gutter Flush

When you are fixing your roof and choose to take a dump in the gutter.

I had to go really bad so I did a gutter flush.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Gutter Boof

The worst weed you'll ever smoke, that was probably stored in a gutter by the local crackhead and randomly found and smoked. Gutter Boof is always brown and improperly trimmed and tastes like ash. Gutter Boof is 10 times more trash than the absolute worst reggie you can find.

Term was started by @fgj_private

"Ay John can i get an eighth?"

"Sure no problem that'll be $35."

"Ok homie, it just better not be Gutter Boof."

"Nah never."

by Kénji Lescara August 15, 2019

Side Gutters

The area between the thighs and the pussy.

My man thought he was in but he was actually ridding my side gutters .

by Smarti Pants July 25, 2022

space shuttle door gunner

A humorous term for an "armchair commando:" one who likely did not serve in the military yet insists they did highly unbelievable things in the military.

"I met this Space Shuttle Door Gunner at the store the other day, yeah, he said he and his buddy were in Vietnam shooting bad guys from a mile away with their M16s"

by AR-15 October 16, 2005