GURP

means "SHUT UP" to people named davis.

AM I RIGHT?

OMG WTF....would u just GURP already?!

by mom November 20, 2004

Gurp

The crap that gets in your eyes when you wake up

Hey, buddy, you got some gurp in your eyes

by Ewesomeness May 2, 2018

Gurp

To consume left over or discarded food from another person. This can be something you do after the person has left the table, or can be attempted while they are still eating. Common locations to gurp include the table of a restaurant or out of a dumpster.

Vince: "Ben, what are you staring at?"
Ben: "Look at that fine piece of corn bread over on that table. You think that lady's gonna finish her food?"
Vince: "I don't know, but if she doesn't I'm gonna gurp that shit right up."
Ben: "Sounds good, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and gurp the trashcans for dessert."

by gurpy August 29, 2009

gurping

when an over-hyper woman grips another man’s nipple with her toes

“she was gurping my moob pokers so good last night”

by tete2296 November 20, 2017

gurps

Vomiting, with a humorous connotation

"I had the gurps last night after I drank too many grasshoppers." GURPS! "Oh there I go again!"

by EvanP September 8, 2006

purple gurp

The act of hitting the front brake handle too forcefully on a bicycle, causing the torso to slide forward and the scrotum to painfully smack the handlebar brace. After the pain subsides, the swelling and purple testicles become a reminder of this careless mistake.

Hahaha -- did you see Stanley just pull a purple gurp? Swear to god, he flew over the handlebars after smashing his sack!

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Gurp City

A collection of musicians, rappers, artists and fans worldwide, dedicated to hip hop music with an emphasis on getting drunk, doing drugs and having fun.

Being so drunk or under the influence of drugs that you are no longer in control of yourself.

Nick names for Chico Ca., San Francisco Ca., Asheville NC or Phioniox Az.

Gurp City? Fool its like Vegas! I was so gurp city last night.

by L Ron Hustler June 2, 2011