the gumby

The act of receiving oral sex from an individual with no teeth. Especially popular among drug addicts, elderly, and people with poor hygiene.
Hey Sean did you hook up with that chick from that homeless chick from the bar? Yeah man she took me back out behind the dumpster and gave me the Gumby. It felt awesome!
by arcatchmang December 18, 2013
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Gumby

Kick-ass claymation cartoon from long ago! It's about this strange clay boy and his clay horse who goes around doing stupid things. They sometimes save people, they sometimes save each other, or they just BS around doing nothing.

It's no longer showing, I believe, but when it did, it was one of the funniest shows around! Especially when you watch it as an adult.
Gumby is the clay equivalent of a PCP-addicted teenager.
by BusinessMan February 07, 2005
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Gumbie

A large creature that resides in the realms of small room, eating large amounts of food substances and swears constantly. A gumbie will say fuck a total of 356 times per day.
I can hear something... - person 1
Don't worry, it's just Gumbie... he's hungry - person 2
FUCK, HURRY UP WITH MY FUCKING FOOD!!! FUCK!!! - Gumbie
by IrLul January 11, 2010
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Gumby

by Patsy June 29, 2003
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Gumby

Somebody who plays as the New Orleans Saints on Madden 11 yet is incapable of tackling Greg Jennings even when Jennings suffered a broken leg.
F*** you Gumby!
by OneOfTheMostBestOffenses January 25, 2011
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Gumby

A skinny-ass, whiny mouthed, cum-swallowing biznatch, with an addiction to fisting his own asshole.
"What the fuck Gumby, pass the fucking ball, stop ruining our entire fucking rugby team!"
by Gunt October 18, 2004
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Gumby

A man wearing a kerchief hat and talking very loudly. Not very bright.
by Dark Cid February 24, 2004
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