The hard crusty stuff that glues your eyelids shut in the morning. An indicator that your hangover is going to be so bad that you beg for a migrane instead.
Oh man, after those two (three?)bottles of tequila last night I woke up with some serious grunch in my eyes. Please, kill me now...
by kru kutech January 6, 2009
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2. water with large amounts of unknown objects and/or seaweed in it
3. an object that is both grody and raunchy
4. something that makes someone throw up, just from looking at it
2. water with large amounts of unknown objects and/or seaweed in it
3. an object that is both grody and raunchy
4. something that makes someone throw up, just from looking at it
"Hey man, did you see that girls graunchy pubes in math class?"
"I wouldn't jump in that water, it's graunchy."
"After I saw her graunchy cellulite, I threw up everywhere."
"That redneck kid was so graunchy, that i had to leave.
"I wouldn't jump in that water, it's graunchy."
"After I saw her graunchy cellulite, I threw up everywhere."
"That redneck kid was so graunchy, that i had to leave.
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Noun: grundle for brunch! You can get your favorite brunch items at the low-budget, saltpeter, indigestive quality, that you have come to so adamantly despise yourself for eating every day, on Saturday and Sunday mornings at the grundle.
Verb: The act of consuming grunch.
Verb: The act of consuming grunch.
Noun: "Did he even take you out to grunch the next morning?"
Verb: "Dude, I'm wicked hungover, lets go grunch!"
Verb: "Dude, I'm wicked hungover, lets go grunch!"
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Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you
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Get the Gaunchy mug.The act of grunching for a sustained period of time. Self fistation, a period of masturbation through the act of fisting yourself in the arse with resultant fecal leakage, and possible blood loss.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem here Nurse?
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful
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