groin oysters

1. The soft, fleshy, irregularly shaped and occasionally briny male reproductive glands, encased in skin. Temperature sensitive, in colder climes they can be found clinging tightly to the underside of its host member. In warmer regions, they can often be found more loosely draped. After reaching maturity, they are known to produce pearls, similar to its more well known relative, the oceanic oyster, although the groin oyster typically produces them in necklace form. They are happiest when in close proximity to bearded clams and have been known to turn blue when deprived of that proximity. They are extremely sensitive to touch and prefer dark, warm, moist environments.

The correct way to consume groin oysters is to hold them gently in your mouth and swirl.

by captkenjeroo January 12, 2008

Kick To Groin

Someone doing a field goal attempt on you.

They were many, many days that I wanted to kick Noel in the groin.

by Saints September 25, 2003

Groin Stride

During sex and one partner is on top of the other (usually works better when woman is on top) and instead of bouncing she just strides your groin. It is usually when she's really into it and she's about to climax. There is less of an in and out motion and just a basic stride.

I think that hottie from Wrightwood was really into it, because she was groin striding the shit out of me last night. I have chafing scars on my hips! Ahh the good ole groin stride strikes again.

by Nasty&Pats Imagination Factory January 16, 2010

groinage

part of the groin area which is rubbed

ie a bit of groinage

by duncan wong November 13, 2003

groinial dew

That 'personal' moisture that seemingly comes from nowhere, and accumulates in or on your groin/genital/perineal/anal areas. Can be from: sitting too long; wearing too many layers of clothing; not washing often enough; warm temperatures; or even, as with women, they see something hot, and get a little dewy down there; or with men, if you don't shake 'it' well enough.

After four days of not showering, Jimmy had a mild accumulation of groinial dew.
Sally was watching George Clooney on TV and noticed she had a little groinial dew.

by Chris and Linda Ostrom March 3, 2005

groin apples

Plain and simple......BALLS

Ask me again and I'll kick in yer GROIN APPLES !!!!

by Mr.JJM August 23, 2006

grainy tunnel

having sex with a post-op transexual whom you fully believe to be a woman..

i did body shots out of that grainy tunnel all night / read i hope they serve beer in hell

by Shmanye west October 16, 2011