teasy ass gritties

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012

nittiest of all gritties

The ultimate bottom line, the lowest common denominator

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

by mastertrainer1978 April 9, 2008

Gritty Kitty

The act of packing a woman's vagina with cat litter.

Hold up there, bro. I just gave her a gritty kitty, i don't think you want to touch that.

by N1CK3LB@CKluvr696969 June 6, 2010

nitty gritty rusty fucker

The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.

I'm sorry I can't go horseback riding today, I received a nitty gritty rusty fucker last night.

by Taintscratcher80 July 15, 2014

Gritty

A Holy Spirit. The dance that makes people come together.

Did somebody say gritty?

by GRIITTY November 17, 2022

gritty chic

That which is stylish and also associated with decay, old world charm or urban blight.

To quote Scott Simon on NPR, "Detroit's got a pile of troubles. It also has a new kind of gritty chic."

by greatgranddad October 18, 2014

The Shitty Gritty

When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.

"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019