Synyster Gates

A7X (Avenged Sevenfold) extremely talented guitarist, who plays mesmerizing solos and is a Guitar God. A sexy motherfucker!

Preppy Poser Bitch : Who is that cute guy playing the guitar with the hat on?
Me: That's Synyster Gates or rather Synyster Fucking Gates, Guitar God, member of A7X, sexiest motherfucker you'll ever look at bitch! *knocks her the fuck out while moshing to A7X*

by one_warped_mom January 2, 2006

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hemorrhoids

If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.

by cherry_bomb October 30, 2008

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grades before bitches

Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".

JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.

by KDandJT July 23, 2009

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pulling a Professor Gates

Breaking into one's own home.

Dude, I locked my keys inside the house and couldn't get inside! I ended up pulling a Professor Gates.

by KBLI August 26, 2009

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Muskokan Cheese Grater

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

by teratoma April 20, 2010

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