gouch

bad feet

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Gouch

What uneducated people call the gout; a painful inflammatory condition of the joints, especially the big toe.

Not to be confused with the gooch.

Doctor says I got the gouch!

by mendaliv June 30, 2010

gouch

Like a cotch, but when you feel like shit.

The day after a large night out:
'waht you doing today?'
'Just having a gouch' or 'just gouching about'.

by Georgina Townsin and Lenny Len June 4, 2007

gouch

thegouch in my foot hurts

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Gouch

The area between the testicules and anus.

I like my gouch licked while you play with my balls.

by Bdoodle February 22, 2017

gouch

everything that is nasty, extremely fat girls, the stuff that hangs over girls belts.
A put down. Some thing that is messed up

you know you love that gouch.You love to pet that gouch, gouch lover. IF she is hot she is a couch if she is fat and ugly she is a nasty gouch. If she is in between she is a couch gouch or just cg for short.Her gouch is hanging out. Thats all gouched up.

by Gouch Master April 25, 2006

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010