goatsesque

Something that makes you think of the "goatse man" - an item or image of a hole with hands at either side, being stretched wide open. Coined by "Canis" at Ars Technica

"The Mickey clock was even more goatsesque."

by FXWizard December 21, 2009

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Jack Wang 2 April 17, 2009

Goatse

One Of The Best Known Shock Sites. With A Man Stretching His Anus

Joe:Hey
Max:What?
Joe:Have You Seen Goatse?
Max:Whats A Goatse?
Joe:You Really Want To Know?
(Max Visits Goatse)
Max:What The Fuck???

by DX3V21 April 12, 2009

goatse vomit

When one sees the goatse picture, and vomits.

I'm sorry man but I goatse vomited all over your cat. My bad.

by Michael Tucker July 12, 2006

Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.

I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

goatse.cx

A guy with a Vagina on the end of his ass.

Goatse.cx is so disgusting!

by Omead Bond September 5, 2008

Goatsephile

A goatsephile is the internet version of a scatophiliac. A scatophiliac is someone who gets sexual gratification from scaring people on the telephone. A goatsephile is a person who lives vicariously through the photos of a shock exhibitionist to scare people and gain sexual gratification. A shock exhibitionist like Kirk Johnson or "Goatse man". These people current internet chat rooms. They are also known as internet trolls.

Poo: Man check this out! <insert hello.jpg>
Reg: God, you're foul.

by Quizzy July 25, 2008