Why is my phone so slow? Friggin Googletards don't know how to code anything useful.
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime
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Get the Googletard mug.when someone considers themselves an expert on a particular topic because they looked it up on google, in reality they have no real experience with the the topic.
peter considers himself a googlespert on the topic of iPhones, I gave him mine so he could demonstrate, he couldn't even turn it on, mustn't have been in the tutorial, lol.
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Is a person who belives that google is god. They tend to practice their belifs by looking up what they don't know on google before making any other (life changing) decisions in life. As well as looking up life changing things on google, a googleist may also spend most of their freetime by randomly looking up things they don't know on google.
The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
Girl1: How did you know what people say during wedding vows, even if you have never been to a wedding?
Girl2: I'm a devout googleist, we know as much as the internet holds.
Girl2: I'm a devout googleist, we know as much as the internet holds.
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Get the shits and googles mug.Mountain googles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer googles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer googles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain googles.
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