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Googlegasm

When you are looking up hot celebrities on google images and it really turns you on. (aka, jake gyllnehaal and david beckham shirtless)
Courtney had a total googlegasm when she was looking up pictures of David Beckham.
by eschut November 14, 2010
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googlelateral damage

the damage to a persons reputation incurred by google search results
given my past, I dropped a letter from my last name to minimize googlelateral damage
by Pauline Albamar April 22, 2011
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Googleatrophy

Brain Blight. Diminished neural capacity. Specifically, the inability to cognate relative minutia or trivial information due to an over-reliance and/or dependence on Google.
Kristie: “Heaven... I'm in heaven. . .da, da, da. . .I can hardly speak. . . da, da, da. . .When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek. Hey, what’s the line in between?”

Mark “I dunno. Isn’t that that song by that really famous songwriter from the 40’s and 50’s?”

Kristie: “I guess.”

Mark: “What’s his name? I can see his face. . .urgh. . .What’s his name? What is his name! Urgh!
I should know this but I'm suffering from Googleatrophy."

10 minutes later: Google: 40's songwriters.

Mark: “Sheeeet. . .COLE PORTER!"
by machBailz May 17, 2007
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googledat

instead of accepting, believing,or settleing for the opinion of one or many . whom ever is seeking knowledge, information, gossip, the word on the street,rumors, office chatter, dirt, news,ect. should just- Googledat!
damn i dont know what the weather is gonna be like tomorrow. Well... you know you can always googledat!!!

"yo... did you know shaq is a U.S. Marshall?"

"----No--- He---Ain't---"
"Well if you don't believe me just go ahead an googledat."

"Shit girl i heard Barack Obama is wit Oprah Winfrey!!!"
"Whaaaat, i'm bout to go home an googedat shit right now!!!."
by jimmy swagga November 8, 2009
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Googlegasm.

Googlegasm. -- after performing a succesful and happy search on Google bodily fluids issue forth suddenly, and in great quantity, covering the searchers screen, causing the monitor to suddenly short out and burst into flames.
"Jimmy come downstairs for dinner now!"
"Mom! Can you bring me up a another fire extinguisher ? I just had another Googlegasm."
by xxbirdmanxx November 10, 2009
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googleage

Having a list of subjects to google, once you start googling you are effectively addressing your 'to do' list therefore having lots of googleage to do. I to do list using google.
Today I have explored many companies using google, I started this morning by writing the whole list out and then addressing them on google one by one this is googleage.
by Disco dave April 12, 2014
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googletestad

A test advertisement used by google to test sponsored links;
Sponsored Links Congratulations!
www.google.com This is a family safe ad. All systems are go!
- googletestad
by Thomas Jarvis August 10, 2007
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