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Law school gunner

1. Noun:
Someone who hijacks class discussion (and hence, class time) with irrelevant, or tangential opinions and/or questions.

2. Noun:
Someone who attempts, usually (and repeatedly) failing, to demonstrate his or her intellectual prowess by asking questions "out side the box." These questions, and the answers/discussion they force the professor to entertain, are never tested and rarely add positively to the lecture.

3. Someone who repeatedly asks questions during lectures that would be more appropriately discussed after class.
1. During discussion of a case in criminal law, one notorious law school gunner once proclaimed: "Professor, the holding of this case reminds me of a Klingon proverb, you know, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold.'"

2. A law school gunner would preface a question with, "Well, in the bible it says x." Prof. would answer, "Well in the Constitution it says Y. And it's the Constitution that will be tested on my exam."

3.
After asking a dozen questions in the span of 45 minutes, the following exchange may occur:

Gunner: "Professor, I have another question."
Prof: "Ok, but this is the last one for this lecture, we have to move on."
Gunner: "Well, I have several more, and I'd like to ask them." (The gunner then proceeds to ask them).
by esoteric714 April 10, 2009
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Goiner

1. One who farts on my bed. NOT your bed but MY bed.
2. One who takes two erections into the anus, and two into the mouth simultaneously.

3. V. Goining/The process of goining or being goined by a fellow goiner.
Kyle, you are such a goiner! You better take those erected penises out of your anus, and get off my bed!
by StevenOH! January 26, 2010
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The Gunnery

A prep boarding school in Washington, CT. Named after Frederick Gunn, NOT William.
I did a lot of drugs when I went to the Gunnery.
by imwithyourdad34 February 26, 2010
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Gunner

A name for someone, typically a medical student, who will do anything (ethical or otherwise) to get ahead.
M1 Dude: "So, Bunson explained that the kidneys are somehow connected to the islet of Langerhans?"

Other M1 Dude: "Don't listen to Bunson. He's a total gunner. Bunson will burn you everytime."
by The Quill May 22, 2009
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space shuttle door gunner

A humorous reference to rear echelon personnel (air force) who like to talk up how much combat experience they have.
Yeah, that Jack is a real hero. Ask him about his tour as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner if you want to shut him up.
by JonathanH October 13, 2005
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Machine Gunner

Main Entry: Machine Gunner
Function: Noun

1: One that fires a machine gun.

2: A person that tends to spray things.

3: The MOS for a machine gunner in the USMC is an 0331.

4: Somebody that uses fuck loads when only a dab is needed.

5: Anybody that does not believe in precision firing.
1: When Bob was in the military, he was a machine gunner

2: Watch out when you talk to Kathy, she's a machine gunner

3: Johnny was an 0331 in the Suck!

4: Gordie squeezed the mustard bottle so hard that he shot everybody. Carson exclaimed, "Dude you're a regular machine gunner ain't ya?"

5: Johnny comes home drunk and sprays the toilet with a huge drunk piss. Joe, looking at the urine all over the floor, exclaimed, "Holy dog shit Johnny, I knew you were an 0331 machine gunner in the Corps, but don't you think that you could have at least hit the shitter?" Johnny smiles and says, "I gave it a full belt!"
by bolillo loco December 26, 2009
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Gonder

the nickname to any man who has a lumberjack beard and is ripped, rugged, all that is man,and who has a big breasted girlfriend.
Person 1: Lars' beard has come in nicely and his girlfriend's bra size must be D at least.

Person 2: Yeah, no wonder they call him, Gonder
by Blake G November 26, 2006
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