Guitarist//Backup vocalist for The Summer Set. Extremely beautiful. Has the best glasses ever. Curly hair. Tells the funniest jokes. Gives the best hugs. All hail John Gomez!
Guy: Who's that guy with the awesome glasses and the cool hair?
Girl: Duh, it's John Gomez!
Guy: Oh, that guy with the cool voice?
Girl: And the sick guitar skills?
Guy: The guy that tells all those funny jokes?
Girl: The guy that's too sexy to punch the maid? (from songlibs vid on youtube)
Guy: Yeah! The guy with the Vans Eras?
Girl: The guy that gives amazing hugs?
... and so on for another decade.
Girl: Duh, it's John Gomez!
Guy: Oh, that guy with the cool voice?
Girl: And the sick guitar skills?
Guy: The guy that tells all those funny jokes?
Girl: The guy that's too sexy to punch the maid? (from songlibs vid on youtube)
Guy: Yeah! The guy with the Vans Eras?
Girl: The guy that gives amazing hugs?
... and so on for another decade.
by FYjohngomez December 11, 2010
Get the John Gomez mug.A fucking knobhead who lives in Brighton, a gay city and likes to stream Jackbox. Also, he is notorious for his cult called "Stan Gomank".
by SwiftxMiles August 5, 2020
Get the Gomank mug.A guitar player for a band called The Summer Set. The most gorgeous man alive. Also the most sexually fantasized man ever to live, and there a small chance he might be Jesus. If Stevie Wonder and Prince had a baby, he would be their white offspring.
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Get the John Gomez mug.1. A gangster in training aka, lil gangster.
2. A name to call a gangster saying that he/she is inexpirienced and almost jokeable.(used in light humor by gangsters to fellow gangsters)
2. A name to call a gangster saying that he/she is inexpirienced and almost jokeable.(used in light humor by gangsters to fellow gangsters)
"Wuts up gomie, u still having problems with that water gun?"
"Sup so it wont be a while till u can eat a whole happy kids meal eh gomie? Naw man you no your da shit."
"Sup so it wont be a while till u can eat a whole happy kids meal eh gomie? Naw man you no your da shit."
by Bill Elane Stephan February 29, 2008
Get the gomie mug.In Ireland -a 'snake-oil' salesman : a committed 'Yes' man , no matter what the question or his previous views on that subject : a 'know-it-all' who will plausibly convince you of how right he is , while he fumbles in his greasy till , professionally hiding the fact that he knows nothing about the issue in question .
Usually ends up in a political career !
Usually ends up in a political career !
Too many to mention - also too libellous to do so !
" That fella up at the bar , there - he should be able to fix ya up . He's a wee bit of a gombeenman , but sure he's not the worst ... "
" That fella up at the bar , there - he should be able to fix ya up . He's a wee bit of a gombeenman , but sure he's not the worst ... "
by John Horan . April 19, 2006
Get the Gombeenman mug.Word in Ireland for a shady, small-time "wheeler-dealer" or businessman who is always looking to make a quick profit, often at someone else's expense or through the acceptance of bribes.
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