swear to gog

To be lying, but want to make an effort to show you are not by swearing....but to 'gog,' and not God, but most people won't catch the word being replaced.

I used to date Beyonce and taught her how to sing. Foreal, I swear to gog, cuz.

by Ramal March 29, 2015

gog flod

gerog floydded some1 cause of 20- dollers

gog flod 20- dollar bill yum child

by cheeesepizzamastyer421 April 1, 2023

ghoolie gog

A particularly long, hard turd that is troublesome and hard to pass.

Ex: "Man, I was constipated for the last few days. Finally, this morning I passed a ghoolie gog you wouldn't believe."

by Dr. Flatus October 27, 2021

GOG Herme

A name for someone of false royalty. Someone who shows common traits of homosexuality and tries to claim other royale members as his “lover”. The GOG part stands for Gayest Of Gays.

I can’t believe the new king of Nigeria is a GOG Herme.

by Dick&Balls420 November 29, 2021

gog noggler

A sex act or racial slur. The choice is yours

I got gog noggled last night/ I'm sick of all these gog nogglers in my town

by woodtowel November 4, 2013

60 Foot Gog

An unreasonably tall person that leaves you stunned by their sheer height.

"Is that him? Wow, he's a 60 foot Gog!"

"She's not short, she's a 60 foot Gog."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

lopsy-gogged

crooked and out of wack

The sheets on this bed are all lopsy-gogged; can you please tuck them in?

by Dayna Darby April 21, 2004