I'm the Goddamn Batman

The explanation batman has for everything he does.

-Who the hell are you, giving orders like that?
-Are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED? I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!

by SpinnyPoggers July 17, 2009

Closing The Goddamn Door

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016

YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT

the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.

Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!

by california689 July 30, 2011

Shit on a goddamn dick

Used to show annoyance or surprise to a situation.

George:Hey Mike! Your cars on fire.
Mike:Well shit on a goddamn dick.

by Apostle6065 December 13, 2010

re-goddamn-diculous

When something is way beyond the normal limits.

The amount of political commentators on television is re-goddamn-diculous.

by whitemale_98 December 26, 2005

goddamn puerto ricans

AKA nasty motherfuckers who think they're hot shit

Fuck those puerto ricans.

by Whacker December 20, 2004

Goddamn sweet cupcake

Cupcakes are too sweet. A cupcake provides tons of calories so it could be a one of the best energetic spaceman food.

Dude, have a safe flight to the Moon. I got you some goddamn sweet cupcakes to keep you alive.

by Shana Baileys December 23, 2011