Gobblemunch

Someone who gobbles and munches all of your resources

I hate it when robby comes over, because he's always such a gobblemunch

by The tree miesta March 9, 2011

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

Stanky Gobbler

The act of a Stanky Gobbler is when you punch someone in the chest causing a loss of breath. Then fart in their mouth and twist the victims nuts. Causing them to screech in a gasping, horrible smelling turkey call.

Stanky Gobbler twister fart Gobble Turkey Gobble mouth fart punch stinky breath gasping

by McGoo31 December 11, 2013

gobble gobble 3000

gobble gobble 3000 means awesome head

peyton gave me the gobble gobble 3000 last night

by Jason galicure March 30, 2019

cock goblet

A person whom frequently gobbles the cock. Can also describe a goblet quite literally filled with cock.

"Holmes, your bi-atch loves the man-meat fo' sho'"
"True dat bruvva, she's a real cock goblet"

by G. Bastard Zutron February 23, 2009

The Gobbler

When going down on a woman, right before she climaxes you start making turkey gobble noises with your tongue while continuing to make her climax.

I was with Molly last night and right before she climaxed I used The Gobbler. Man, she loved it.

by Foster0326 August 6, 2015

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who is “mad sus” while consuming a glizzy.

Dude...Jake keeps shoving those hot dogs down his throat, he’s a god damn glizzy gobbler.

by xi Jinping July 29, 2020