Glump

A deadly and disgusting disease that develops the throat and fills it until you can no longer eat and barely breathe. It slowly becomes bigger and bigger until it explodes while on its way up your throat. Beware of the Glump. Highly contagious, do not kiss or deep throat while infected with the Glump.

Oh no! I keep gagging and my throat is very scratchy! What do I have? OH shit! The Glump! R.I.P. *your name*

by chewyglump September 17, 2018

Glustin

A heinous act

Anyone down for a Glustin later?

Yo, creamy Glustin up in here
Yo Pete, are you alright? Last night you did a filthy Glustin on the dance floor.

Did you see Stacy last night? I totally Glustined her.

by can of cream March 19, 2021

glump

(n) A great, big hug.

"She needs a glump," said a random guy.
"Okay..." said second random guy.
"Give her one!!!" said random guy.
"OH!!" second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.

by Queen Vicky April 13, 2006

glumper

It is a jumper with holes in the sleeves that act as gloves. I have pantented it so don't steal it.

a jumper with holes in it, like ralphs

by Gui December 3, 2004

Gluestick

To cum on a girls back then stick her to the carpet.

I gluesticked her last night

by japraptor February 12, 2006

Glumbucket

Persona of evil. Happy to cause mass poverty, suicides of disabled and mass division. Steals meals and homes to give to the rich. Tells more lies than Pinocchio and sells arms to terrorists. Definitely not strong or stable. Not to be confused with a cumbucket as nobody would be that desperate. A sock is much less trouble.

Primeminister, you're a glumbucket. Can we have the cuntbucket called Boris instead? Safe fam.

by Corbyn is da G May 29, 2017

Glump

A crew of skateboarders who are consumed by a majestic double chin.
The double chin has lead a movement of unorthodox and hi-jinx behavior.
This behavior is only understood among the beloved crew.

"What is Glump Life?" Don't ever ask that question...

"DEEBURRRRR." "Yo what up, you down to get some food?"

by DEEBURRRRRR September 20, 2011