Gumbo Blumbo

When you're getting a blumpkin that ends with vomit and hotdog chunks in your lap.

I had that bitch over for a savory blumpkin last night, and she ended up giving me a Gumbo Blumbo

by Zyfus September 17, 2018

gumbo flick

The gumbo flick or in it's verb form "flicking the gumbo" is a sexual move invented at the turn of the century for reasons unknown by Sir A. Maxwell Grigsby. The gumbo flick requires both participants to have high protein diets and to have eaten at least one serving of meatballs within a 5 hour window of beginning the flick. This move can only be safely performed on beds made before January 1st, 1973 or any size Bowflex machine as long as you are at or below sea level. The first gumbo flick performed by Sir A. Maxwell Grigsby was done on his wife Alvina Grigsby. From his notes we can come to the conclusion that the gumbo flick is performed by creating a "wine bottle effect" where essentially the man is the cork and the woman is the bottle. When cork (wang) is released in a rapid parallel motion, the bottle (vajayjay) will make a popping noise this being the flick. This motion can be done by experienced G.flicksters at a rate of up to 20 times per minute. Alvina Grigsby, a Cajun woman, described it as being "better than my favorite gumbo" thus creating the name gumbo flick.

Actual conversation between A. Maxwell and Alvina Grigsby: "thine woman, how does thee feel tonight in thy masters bed?" "I feel as if we should partake in the Gumbo flick my dear sir" "well hell yeah!"

by Memphis boneshaker March 1, 2014

glumpo

An insulting word with no particular meaning. Calling someone a glumpo can mean many different things depending on the person being insulted but largely dependant on the tone used while saying it.

"Shut up you freaking glumpo"
"Why are you being such a glumpo?"

by Lavegg October 23, 2017

glubo

the roll of fat that hangs over the back and side of a bra strap or tank top, especially when too small

That form fitting shirt really emphasizes that girl's glubo.

by livinglexicon June 3, 2015

glamboule

Jeed stain, most commonly found on the forehead

"Get your fucking Glamboule away from me, dirty Jeed"

by Jeedo69👄💄🌚 March 30, 2016

gumbo dick

Gumbo dick is when you show up to the house with your dick and some extra stuff you threw together for her to make sure you get to have sex.

Can also be called: cock chowder or schlong stew depending on region.

Girl: He thinks he's gonna just come over and fuck. Imma make him wait

Dude: I've been witing too long to smash. Imma bring her this gumbo dick to change her mind.

(Sees him with drinks, weed and food)

Girl: I have been making him wait and he is kinda cute. I'll let him hit this one time. He did go out of his way.

by Hobo scratch June 9, 2017

gumbo rolling

to cut the bull shit and get the work done

alright come on let’s get the gumbo rolling

by saucepolo October 15, 2020