Glued

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face while taking a hot shower, in which the hot water turns the cum into a rubber cement like substance.

"Man, this chick was giving me dome in the shower, and right before I came. I pulled out and came on her face. She got totally glued"

by Goose208 February 7, 2017

Glus

A green sticky mucuous substance oozing from an infected vagin, or bussy if you're so inclined.

Man 1 "ay man how'd it go last night?"
Man 2: "not good, my dick got a serving of glus from tip to shaft"
Man 1: "un bruh momento numero dos"

by PlattPacc September 6, 2021

Glued

If you have ejaculated on to your or your partners non-shaved genital area and couldn’t wipe it off ,it dries up sticking hairs together like glue.

My girl was pissed that she got Glued after she had to leave my place after my parents walked in.

by Qui-Den August 23, 2021

glued hat syndrome

condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.

Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.

by jaun james June 3, 2021

glued and screwed

In a bad situation

"If you date her you will get glued and screwed."

by maffison Herman March 9, 2021

Glued at the tip

When two heterosexual bros are so chummy that everyone assumes they MUST be gay lovers.

There goes Shawn and Gavin, riding their skateboards in matching banana hammocks. I swear, those fellas are glued at the tip!

by Definitely Not Ashlyn July 9, 2025

Gluing the muppet

Finishing an important task

Sorry I can’t, I was gluing my muppet.
Sorry I can’t sing at church today because I was gluing my muppet.
My husband is in the basement gluing the muppet.
I was late for my wedding, I was gluing my muppet.

by DOUGHBOY HFX September 6, 2025