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Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K

This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.
retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?

retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.
by binder full of ankle pics September 1, 2022
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Cluck gluck 2000

When you and your girlfriend try to experiment in the bedroom and she asks “want to cluck gluck 2000” she wants to get a chicken on your dick and suck your toes
“Kyle and Sam did the Cluck Gluck 2000 last night

“They are crazy”
by Brandon Boyes July 29, 2021
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Cluckin Gluck

The act of eating a popeyes spicy chicken sammy, while yo girl is giving that glucky slushy 9000 double hand twist vacuum sealed knob washer
Cant wait for my popeyes to arrive, then its time for the Cluckin Gluck
by me14471 August 18, 2022
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Ghoulish Gluck Gluck

Intense oral sex from a ghost or any other phantom-like deceased creature.
Fred: I got some good ghoulish gluck gluck at that haunted house last night.

Ted: What??

Fred: Yeah that poltergeist sucked me off real good.

Ted: Bro, are you high?
by Bostwick_ February 2, 2023
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getting the gluck gluck

When you use the petting the chicken emote in destiny 2 and then die in the vex milk.
Guy 1: "DUDE I JUST PULLED OFF THE GLUCK GLUCK"

Guy 2: "Ok."

Guy 3: "getting the gluck gluck is actually very hard"
by Unpr0fessional February 11, 2022
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double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"
by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021
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glasses gluck

Boy 1: yo Emma gave Hayden the glasses Gluck last night.

Boy 2: No way!
by H2fizzy June 14, 2022
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