Glass

Dude that shut glass
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glasses

glasses are glass opticals that help people with a weak vision see things CLEARLY.

short-sightedness is very common eye condition for people who wear glasses.however, there are also people who are far-sighted.
overall, Depending on the amount of myopia, you may only need to wear glasses for certain activities, like watching a movie or reading a book.it doesn’t matter if you’re short/far sighted, glasses will always come in handy;)
example 1

Hannah*struggling to read out a word from the board*:hey can you see what it says up there, right after the umm ‘danger’?
Emily: oh no, sorry it isn’t clear to me either.
Hannah:really? but you’re wearing glasses...
Emily*loses temper*: i- hold on—lemme just clear this up: GLASSES HELP ME SEE STUFF JUST LIKE YOU DO AND DOES NOT MAKE ME SEE BETTER THAN YOU.understood?

example 2
Ron: hey can i try your glasses for a second...
Harry: NO PLE-
Ron*grabs it anyway and tries it on*: UHH how can you even SEE with these glasses¿!?
Harry:*face palms* ugh gimme those—

example 3
Dustin: *wears new glasses*
Erica: “NERD!”
Dustin: HEY!
Lucas: ERICAAA
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Glasses

n.1-A piece of eyewear worn usually by those who are myopic. 2-The plural of glass, as in the type of cup.
1-“‘Did you just get those glasses?’” 2-“They got three more glasses,”
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glassed

"Damn man after smokin four bowls last night i was glassed."

because when people are high their eyes look glassy.
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Glassed

To have your basketball shot or lay-up attempt blocked and come off of the backboard, embarassing you greatly.
That dude took it up like a bitch, so I glassed his shit.
by Captain Coach December 04, 2007
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Glasses

Something people who cant see well have to use, whether it's for now, or until the day they die. Infact, im writing this without my glasses on, so it's blurry, lol.
"Oh my god! JESSSICA! I CANT SEEEEEE! I DONT GOT MY GLASSES ON!"
by JESSSICA!!! July 26, 2018
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on the glass

When a female is dressed so as to display her titties prominently, it is said that she is "on the glass" or her titties are "on the glass"

~OR~

An exclamation stated when a woman has obscenely large tits
Damn! Did you see how hot Renee looks? She is really on the glass tonight!
by halonhorns January 29, 2009
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