Garpie

Wet deteriorating floppy no good penis.

"That's why yo garpie dead."

by Garpie Laufen May 20, 2021

glamping

Shorthand for glamorous camping; luxury camping.

I ain't sleepin' in no tent! For real, I'm goin' glamping!

by Goobershanker March 9, 2007

Glardtt

An onomatopoeia for the sound which may only be reproduced by flatulence; deep, dark, swamp-like, flatulence. Some individuals may only experience such a phenomenon once in a blue moon while others are bound to it invariably. A loose and moist fart that requires power to execute. There is no such thing as a weak Glardtt. A mid to high powered fart that may leave residual evidence, you will know it when you hear it. The definition truly lies in the sound, not the smell or the consequences, which, are subject to a great deal of variation. Glardtting is not a phenomenon restricted to homo sapiens.

"get out of my car, you totally just glardtted and probably ruined my seat"

"I tried to push out a quiet one during my interview but my horrible case of swamp-ass churned it into a glardtt"

"My date glardtted at dinner and I couldn't stop thinking about the glardtt juice in her crack that must have been necessary for such an evil sound; I totally lost my appetite"

by climb-max May 13, 2010

Glargle Shnargling

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.

"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."

by Dildevich February 22, 2011

glarfat

|glärfat|

noun

a full outerwear ensemble (gloves, scarf, and hat)

ORGIN: coined in 2012 by Sage Cammers-Goodwin and Abigail Goodman

No matter how many layers I wear, I always feel cold without my glarfat.

Come back here young man and put on your glarfat before leaving the house!

by sageandabby January 20, 2012

Glarious

When something is Glaringly Obvious

Can you check this to make sure there is nothing glaringly obvious that I have missed.

Can you please check this to make sure there is nothing glarious that I have missed.

by Albo George - Hero amongst men September 13, 2017

Glaros

The Glaros is a type of seagull that is found in Greece near Kimiseos Theotokou 1 road near the sea. It has big open wings when it flies that look like a T posed aircraft (kimisi). His face is usually wet and his eyes are goggled. His flight resembles the flight it the albatross, as it’s wings are know as long and soaring. You can also spot it at the bird meeting and training that starts every day at 8:00AM, but don’t go too early because all the seagulls will all be half awake, angry and their wings will not function properly.

Wow look at this beautiful Glaros flying above the blue sea.

by The Seagull Glaros February 6, 2023