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Glastoncloud

After a heavy session at Glastonbury, the Glastoncloud can be found wafting from a freshly opened tent the morning after. Most Glastonclouds contain remnants of sticky flatulent gas, cocaine/weed and other sexual bodily fluids. Occupants of the tent might find a stray condom normally brown.
GLASTONCLOUD - When I woke the morning after I had to open the tent to let the glastoncloud escape and let the fresh air in. It was like a hotbox in there. Using the stray used condom to waft it out.
by Wordleworrior December 24, 2023
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Glastoncloud

After a heavy session at Glastonbury, the Glastoncloud can be found wafting from a freshly opened tent the morning after. Most glastonclouds contain remnants of sticky flatulent gas, cocaine/weed and other sexual body fluids. Often a used brown condom found also in the tent indicates the authenticity of a Glastoncloud
When I woke the morning after I had to open the tent to let the Glastoncloud escape and let the fresh air in. It was like a hotbox in there and I had to use the stray used condom to help waft it out.
by Wordleworrior December 24, 2023
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glanton

the act of stretching one's body parts to the point of breaking or tearing them.
can you glanton me? thanks
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the act of stretching a body part to the point of breaking or tearing
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Gladstone Geyser

When you have a female fill her mouth with diet coke and pop a mentos right before fellatio.
Dude she gave me a Gladstone Geyser last night, I had to call a cleaning company to handle the mess, but it was so worth it!
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Gladstone Geyser

When you have a female fill her mouth with diet coke and pop a mentos right before fellatio
Dude she gave me a gladstone geyser last night, it was incredible but I had to call a cleaning company to handle the mess. So worth it though.
by Mahogany Mauler August 11, 2025
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