Girth Day

Girth Day occurs every May 1. It is a day to honor those among us that are Girthier than the average man. Examples of honorees include: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Baptista, and Ron Jeremy.

Happy Girth Day!

by jmn3813 May 23, 2011

Girth Units

The unit of measurement used to determine the girth of an object or person.

Person: "Hello, I would like to ship a package."
UPS: "Could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?"
Person: "Umm... The weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is.... 3."
UPS: "3 what?"
Person: "3... Girth units."

by forevercha0s November 12, 2010

Girthquake

Probably the thickest cock you will ever see. And this thing is thick a little thicker than a baseball bat.

Zack: wow latisha got destroyed by that guys girthquake the other night
Nick: wow he must be really thick

by Thick nick October 8, 2014

Girthing

When your dick is partial chub and you grasp the lower shaft, forcing all the blood into the penal tip.

Tom: "Hey Gabe what did you do last night?"
Gabe: "Not much. My mom came in and caught me girthing though."

by Deputy Dingus April 15, 2015

girthy

when a man has a rather wide cock!

i know a man called john, he has a rather wide cock, ive named it girthy!!!
(he also has big balls, "is it a peach" haha

i want to suck girthy!!!!

by Missy L November 6, 2006

girlthatfarts

hottest jjba tiktoker ever. @sofforwet is secretly super jealous of her because she is too hot for everyone. funniest and coolest person ever. everytime she posts is like a vision from god himself. she's honestly super cool and nice and way better than @sofforwet lol, also known as kishibe rohans lover

Omg rohan totally likes girlthatfarts!!!

by jjba kink March 10, 2021

Girthsome

To be fat, ie: having an unusually broad girth.

Wow, that guy was so girthsome we had to walk singlefile in the hallway

by Ben Sobol October 30, 2008