girlfriend

Both your salvation and your damnation

"The relationship to my girlfriend is such painful ecstasy".

by well there goes two hours... January 25, 2016

girlfriend

The spare skin around the vagina.

No, I can't go out and have fun, I have to take my girlfriend to dinner.

by Superbo February 03, 2005

girlfriend

A weapon, usually a gun. Refer to your "girlfriend" before a fight and watch your enemy falter. By calling your weapon your girlfriend, you are indicating that you are so fucking crazy you think you have an intimate, loving, even sexual relationship with your weapon and cherish it and will kill anyone who messes with it. Thus, it implies a love for fighting and getting buckwild on cowards.

Never leave me baby, I'm paranoid
Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy
Jealous when you hang with the fellas, I wait patiently alone
Anticipating for the moment you come home
I'm waitin by the phone this is true love, I can feel it
Had a lot of women in my bed, but you the realest
So if you ever need me call, I'll be there through it all
You're the reason I can stand tall, me and my girlfriend

Q: Why the hell did Pac wait by the phone for his gun to call him?
A: SEE WHAT I MEAN IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD ASS KILLA

by hold me down baby witness the power October 08, 2005

girlfriend

Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc.

AKA, a computer virus.

My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.

by thejamdude September 25, 2005

girlfriend

A damn good replacement for a game system.

"This feels real good, my hand never felt this good.

by Balla-4-Life September 03, 2003

girlfriend

something that i will never get becuase of fake wordboyfriend/words.

I tried to get that girl, but she poited a random boy out and called it her boyfriend.

by Anonymous November 07, 2003

girlfriend

A constant reminder that we are half the men we used to be.

- yo girlfriend "Put down the toliet seat and clean the piss off of it. Take out the trash the house is stinking up. Replace the toliet paper roll. Pick up your smelly socks. I don't like it doggie style (BANG BANG BANG) it's too impersonal."

For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?

by dirtydog October 10, 2003