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Gingervitis

A disease that when your skin pigment goes apeshit and your skin goes uncolored, turning white and having an incredible amount of freckles all over your body and especially on your face. The disease also affects your hair colour turning it into an orange-gold or orange-brown colour. Small childrens are affected by this disease when they have a lack of a soul, especially when they were melestered in their youth .

Ginger Kids must avoid excessive sun rays contact as they're skin is extremly sensitive. They must put a mass amount of suncream before going swimming or other activities.

60% of Ginger kids also gets brain deficienties and have low amount of maturity and are lunatic. Other 30% is good.
People who suffered Gingervitis, Like Ron Howard and Shaun White were the 2 people who have done great things in life. I don't know any others.
by ThunderBlog March 16, 2010
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Gingevitis

A terrifing diseese that causes children to be born with ginger hair. Dashing all hopes thet his/her parents had that their child would have a normal life!
Walsh, that poor ginger bastard. Thank god i dont have gingevitis
by csone December 14, 2006
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Ginger Vitus

Ginger kids are born with a desise witch causes verry light skin, red hair and freckles. This desise is called ginger vitus, and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls. Kids that have ginger vitus can not be cured. Because there skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun, not unlike vampires. Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles. These people are called day-walkers.
"I feel sorry for that kid over there, he has no soal so he got ginger vitus"
by Notposs January 23, 2006
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gingeritis

ure pubes turn ginger after sexual intercourse with a slag.
by jamie lee hesplop November 29, 2003
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gingervitis

A deadly disease often caught from "gingers" red heads/carrot tops highly contagious. Symptoms include pale skin, freckles, addiction to halo, puffy eyes, sudden hatred of peanut butter and red hair.
I hear Benny got a severe case of Gingervitis...Poor Shmuck.
by Johnny Waldo December 22, 2007
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Gingervitis

When a Ginger of any sex Explodes their orgasm on another races face. Basically its Ginger Cum
What up my ginga? I was bangin this girl last night and shot my Gingervitis all over her face!
by GingaD May 18, 2011
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gingervitis

Having pale skin, thousands of freckles and a giant red beard.
Takuku: "man, lyzol has a serious case of gingervitis"

Cougar: "No doubt homey, that bitch would burn under candle light".
by blues alcohol problem October 30, 2006
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