GTFTB

GTFTB= Going/Go the FUCK to bed.

When pops drinks too much and hits mommy he tells me to GTFTB

by fccuk it November 10, 2010

Gifted Idiot

(gif-tid, id-ee-uht) An individual in possession of very high intelligence, but lacks common sense when putting it to use.
noun

"A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his home kitchen said Wednesday, he was only doing it as a hobby." -Stockholm— The Associated Press, Aug. 03, 2011

The man described in the article is a classic example of a Gifted Idiot.

by Stellababe August 4, 2011

Communist Gift Basket

A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.

Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket

by ActualAmerican May 18, 2010

Gifted

Getting your period. Being "gifted" doesn't take any great talent though. You become gifted when that bitch Mother Nature drops a period on you.

Sorry sugarpie, no sweet stuff tonight: I'm gifted.

Beware i'm gifted, i can legally kill someone

by a,men April 1, 2009

The Belgian Gift

The fact that Belgian's have larger penises than many european nations.

Guy at bar: "Hey babe you know I have the belgian gift?
Girl at bar: "Really, you're coming home with me tonight!"

by Wim D. August 10, 2006

Giftcycling

Rewraping or slightly altering a recieved gift so it can be used as a gift to someone else. It is usually done to save time and money.

John: We can just giftcycle the gift i got from work. If we split it into two gifts, we have got the gifts to mom and dad taken care of!
John's brother: GREAT! You just saved us 200$ and four painstaking hours of looking for gifts for them!

God: Giftcycling is indeed a great way to save time and money!

by Slim_fast December 26, 2009

gift crack

The gap in wrapping paper or uncovered portion of a gift usually found on the bottom of the box. May result from the gift wrapper running out of paper or cutting gift wrap too small to cover the entire package.

Bryan figured out what his present was because the gift crack exposed the picture on the box.

by gmoney63 December 22, 2008