The Lord himself. Maker of the eternal and instant classic of instrumentation entitled 'A Dark Road,' which enlightens the listener to the meaning of life instantly. When heard for the first
time, progressive rock legends David Gilmour and Jimmy Page immediately collapsed and knew their
work was
done, and the song was the reason for the death of Prince Philip,
Duke of Edinburgh. If it couldn't get any better, the
legend himself released a 1 hour EP called Gideon Gilmore, which featured masterpieces such as "Metal Madness" and "A Mental Descent" which instantly became recognized as the peak of human achievement and instrumental composition. Music teachers from all around the
world preached to their pupils about how unbelievably good the Gideon Gilmore EP was and how masterfully Gideon played all the instruments.
Person 1: "Man, did you hear that new Gideon Gilmore?"
Person 2: "I
know, it was so good but I can't
even explain why..."