Gasset

A Basset Hound that farts excessively.

Dude, you ain't got a Basset, you got a Gasset. That Motherf***er won't stop farting. What are you feeding him? Put it outside, fool.

by Steelchops June 30, 2011

Geese Man

Geese fear him. Women love him. They call him geese man.

Person: They call me geese man.
Goose: *trembles*

by Alios735 December 3, 2020

gessica

sexy girl soooooo amazing always laughing never upset does not want to hurt a soul.

matty: oh my days that gessica is sooo peng

bob: i agree

by anonymous111 June 7, 2018

Gessica

When you get to know a gessica its fine impossible to forget her. she's loyal to her friends and family and always have a door open for those who need help. she doesn't mind much about love cause she been heartbroken! she plays mindgames with mens and don't let a guy fool her. she has a goddamn body and a big heart beautiful eyes and hairs.

guy: hey did you see gessica?
friend: yeah dreamgirl and that ass tho

by samsgirl03732 January 2, 2017

gesme

Gesme is a nice, loving person. Gesme will help you when you're down and will help you when you're confused. If you know a Gesme you're the luckiest man out there.

Wow Gesme is rocking that test!

by Cheesybagel218 September 25, 2018

gassef

When you're too gassed to properly spell gassed

I'm gassef

Is Alex gassef again?

by VXNlcm5hbWU May 7, 2020

Space Geese

Space Geese: A series of loud, foul smelling squeaky farts which resembles the cacaphony of a gaggle of interstellar honkers. Can be used as an excuse during the awkward silence after said fowls take flight from the anus.

Example 1: "Verily! Surrender yon booty or I shall be forced to free my legions of molten space geese upon ye!"

Example 2: "Jesus, what is that smell?"
"I think a flock of space geese flew by!"

by Axel Jaundice Pohaku July 8, 2012